Relic Shears


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Hello everyone. In light of the new relic update, and particularly the bit about some items having seemingly incompatible enchantments, I am interested in obtaining a sharpness 4 or 5, or even higher relic shears. If anyone tells you that giving me such an item is dangerous and will result in mass extinction of living beings on the server, please ignore them and sell me the shears anyway. Thanks!
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It is required that Subject A: SafetyScissor, and Subject B: Enchanted Shears, never be allowed in contact with one another.
The shears are to be guarded by at least 3 Hydra rank members at all times, while Subject A is contained with stick beatings.

Failure to follow protocol may result in an HK-Class Deific Subjugation Scenario
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Item #: SCP-733

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-733-01 is stored in a secure locker at Site-██. Experimentation with SCP-733-01 may only be performed with prior permission from at least two (2) Level 4 personnel, and any testing performed must be done with direct supervision from at least one (1) Level 3 personnel. As of ██/█/██, all testing with SCP-733-01 has been suspended due to Incident 733-03.

SCP-733-02 is currently stored in a secure, humidity-controlled document locker at Site-██. Direct access to SCP-733-02 may only be performed with prior permission from at least 3 (3) Level 3 personnel such as the hydra ranks that have volunteered, but access to transcripts and scans of SCP-733-02's contents is available via standard network access to anyone with at least Level 2 clearance.

Description: SCP-733-01 is a pair of ornate silver scissors, apparently crafted circa 18██. When used to [REDACTED BY ORDER OF O5 COMMAND]

When discovered, SCP-733-01 was pressed between the pages of SCP-733-02, a hand-crafted, leather-bound book containing approximately 80 pages. The pages of SCP-733-02 contain 33 black and white photographs, as well as 137 fragments of handwritten text. The authors of the text in SCP-733-02 have been analyzed as belonging to two unidentified individuals, a male (Subject A) and female (Subject B) of approximately 20-25 years of age who appear to be romantically involved with each other. Analysis of the photographs contained in SCP-733-02 have yielded no evidence of tampering, altering, or modification of any of the images.

SCP-733 was discovered in an antique store in the city of [REDACTED] by Foundation researcher Dr. █████ ████████. Upon noting the anomalous details documented within, Dr. █████████ brought the objects into Foundation custody, where it has since been contained.

It is required that SCP-733 is kept away from Subject B- SafetyScissors at ALL TIMES.
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